Warning: Viewer discretion is advised due to strong language.
(Please don’t try this at home. These are trained professionals.)
Beer Pong: Behind the Glamour Part 1 of 2
Beer Pong: Behind the Glamour Part 2 of 2
Brice White: Boise’s Best Kept Secret or Just Another Drunk Guy Playing with His Balls?
June 12, 2008 by rosiedanger
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Man how the times have changed. When I went to the Bistro, it was all about getting drunk and playing grab ass. Glad to see the getting drunk part hasn’t changed (we would hate for Ted to go broke). But now beer pong tournaments???? Let’s get back to the real reason for going downtown…hooking up. Seriously!!!
I am just kidding…loved the video it made me laugh!
Amanda – Like you, I cannot think of any other reason to go downtown other than getting my groove on and/or engaging in a few sessions of grab ass. However, while Grab Ass may have once been considered downtown’s most popular (and only) sport, little skill is really required unless you are into the “cupping” of asses or pick-pocketing, both which necessitate a certain degree of finesse. Taking advantage of the drunk is another option. I once – true story- charged a guy $10 for accidentally (and it was accidental) touching my ass at a bar in Caldwell. Now, I recognize this may be considered “hookerish,” however I view this is as purely entrepreneurial, even genius on my part. The ass was mine, he touched it, and I figured the mere 2 second brush of his hand on my body part was worth $10. He got a hell of a deal. My point: Beer Pong is a serious sport and The Bistro has found it’s niche. We somehow managed to miss the transition from Ass-Grabbing Hook-Up Meat Market (I know, people such as you and I are suffering a Big Loss) to Sports Bar. I guess we must let bygones be bygones and move on to China Blue or Cowgirls. So, what’cha doing next weekend?! More importantly, can I borrow that super-short skirt of yours?!